Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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