dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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