i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
nutella sex= disaster
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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