none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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