I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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