it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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