Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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