hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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