this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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