He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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