Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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