8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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