Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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