Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just tell him i said nine months
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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