Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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