We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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