i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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