you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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