# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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