singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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