you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
this is an emotional support booty call
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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