Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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