every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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