guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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