im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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