Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.

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(254): View more from Texas

Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?

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(281): View more from Texas

It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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(407): View more from Florida

All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm

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(813): View more from Florida

My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.

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(917): View more from New York City

Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.

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(415): View more from California

Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.

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