Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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