i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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