i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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