Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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