It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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