what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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