yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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