And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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