When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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