I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Welp...herpes.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
vagina is talking i cant
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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