Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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