two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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