At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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