he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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