matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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