it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The best revenge is premature balding
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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