this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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