the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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