Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
