I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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