Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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