if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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