Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize