I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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