I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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