we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
